Top Three Signs Your Life Is Not What It Should Be
1. You are lying alone in bed at 1 a.m., listening to your new neighbors who just moved in below you having sex. You hear the woman moaning repeatedly through the floor.
2. Your ridiculously loud air conditioner fan shuts off. You realize the sound is actually your cat snoring through her nose.
3. You turn on the computer and write a blog entry about it.
2. Your ridiculously loud air conditioner fan shuts off. You realize the sound is actually your cat snoring through her nose.
3. You turn on the computer and write a blog entry about it.
posted by Miss Syl at 1:02 AM
10 Comments:
I don't suppose it's any consolation whatsoever, but this post made me laugh...
You need to audio-blog a tape of all this.
Wow. The imagination does play tricks on us, doesn't it?
:D
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You made lemonade out of lemons. Well done.
I say we go over to the million love messages blog and tell them to fuck off.
Jules: It made me laugh, too. That's why I posted it.
I really wasn't sad...just tongue-in-cheek. :)
Karl Elvis: If you really want to get a sense of what my kitty cat's like in bed, I think there are far better ways for you to find that out than an audio blog.
B^) (heh heh)
AAG: Sure does. I don't know whether to feel sad for me, or just sad for the couple downstairs, who don't have loud sex after all.
1 million love messages: I refer you to Brooke's comment below.
Brooke: Ahahaha! I read your comment via email at work and it completely made my day. I love you (in a non-1-million-love-messages way).
And yet I hate you, because now I have to leave his damn spam message up so people can fully appreciate how funny you are until the end of blog time.
Haha, bust, dude. I've never had loud sex neighbors.
You mind if I borrow that cat for a few night -- just for the listening...
Not Carrie: I have. Different apartment, guy downstairs. He got a boyfriend and me and my boyfriend then would hear them going AT it. Later he mentioned in passing in a very loaded way that he "could hear *everything*" in our apartment, too, so I'm guessing he probably heard us doing the same. Ah, well...
Neil: I am putting together a new business plan, and shortly wll be pimping her out to lonely bloggers across the country. But because I am partial to you, I'll give you 20 percent off.
I think I have been a loud sex neighbor in the past. But then I've had them too . . .
No snoring cats, though.
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