Monday, April 10, 2006

Hey Baby...$25 for a Blow Job, $10 for Fair Governance

Just came across this fabulous concept and thought I'd share.

Pornocracy: Government by harlots/prostitutes.

Yes, it's real. And yes, there's actually a historical precedent to the term, though it's somewhat misleading.

But I mean, hell...who couldn't get behind that kind of government? And under it, and over it, and...

And then there's also strumpetocracy. Rule by strumpets.

I'm dying to make a joke about the Whorehouse of Representatives, but that's just too damn awful, isn't it?

By the way, if you're looking to figure out what government you're going to have when you rule the universe, you can pick from a handy selection here.

I'm torn between whether the US is currently a diabolocracy or a foolocracy. Hm.

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Update: And speaking of harlots--


Your Lucky Underwear Is Red




You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself.

You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed.

When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world.

So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you!



Brought to my strumpet's eye by that brazen hussy Blue Gal. I must stop falling prey to these damn test-taking impulses! (As if that's going to happen.)

3 Comments:

Blogger Blue Gal said...

Miss Syl, that blogthing is wrong. You've taken over the world already. Now you can just sit back in your red underwear and rule.

4/10/2006 7:55 AM  
Blogger Cherrie said...

Oh, yeah . . . government by sexually active and liberated women. What a concept!

No more persecution by narrow-minded zealots! Freedom to enjoy sex wherever, with whomever, we want!

Can it be the Catholic Church that led the way with this? The list of sexually-active popes was hilarious! (And at that time the pope was considered infallible! Sex must be a great thing!)

On your other points:

--Our current government? I vote for foolocracy. (Wait a minute! I really didn't vote for these fools! It's just an expression!)

--My lucky underwear color? Purple! In reality, I have just about every color, cut and style you can buy, as my man reminds me every time he tries to stuff my clean bras and panties into the already overflowing drawer.

4/10/2006 8:12 AM  
Blogger Karl Elvis said...

Underwear?

huh.


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So I think we are already living with a government of whores, though not, you know, in a good way. But I think we need a blogarchy - government by bloggers.

4/10/2006 11:34 PM  

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